Ode To Rottenpuss

Dear lady in the office,
I just wanna scream puh-lease.

First time I thought I saw a chie babe,
Nearer I look, make me forget how to masturbate.

Your pussy smells so bad,
I can smell it on my desk.

It smelled like fish rotten,
I'm sure it'd attract lots of kittens.

Like the hokkiens sometimes say ka-na-sai,
Your face make me wanna go lau-sai.

Please don't come any closer,
I feel like my eyes gonna get ulser.

Your boyfriend must have bad luck,
Dating you would be so jiak-lak.

I think I better stop,
Before my shit really plop.