Canned.

O.M.F.G.

My. Aunt. Is. A. Fucking. Idiot.

She fuckin' came to my fuckin' office today out of fuckin' nowhere, just to fuckin' ask if I had applied for the fuckin' job she was telling me about the other fuckin' day.

And fucking guess what, I think my fuckin' employer fuckin' heard her 'cuz was talkin' so loud I wish the fuckin' thunder would just split her fuckin' pussy to two.

O.M.fuckin.G.

That was fuckin' humiliating.

Speakin' of career suicide.